Wellbox: The Lipomassage Machine

Has anyone ever tried Wellbox:  The Lipomassage Machine??  I would love to find someone who has.  This is supposed to be the #1 cellulite treatment worldwide.  It is the only at-home dimple-dashing device to use tissular therapy.  It has been clinically tested with FDA claims for cellulite reduction and inch loss, delivers visible results in just 6-8 weeks, optimizes connective tissue, increases microcirculation, and minimizes post-workout and muscle soreness.  You are supposed to see results in 6-8 weeks and can be used from head to toe.  You just use it four times a week for 6-8 weeks and then once a week for maintenance.  It is $1899 at Bliss.  And with a price tag like that, I   would want to make sure it works, before I invest that much money.  If it works, I would gladly spend that much to reduce (if it were drastically) the appearance of cottage cheese thighs!  To me.....that would be priceless.